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A Celebration of Katie
Couric's Legs
[Gallery
of Models in Designer Shoes: Beautiful Photographs]
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Katie Couric is most well known, famous in fact, for
her multi-million dollar legs which used to brighten breakfast for
zillions of men sipping their daily cup of morning coffee.
Couric never missed an opportunity to flash her perfect
limbs, tanned, toned, and oiled, a pointed high heel shoe poised
delicately on her toes as though it might fall to the ground at any
moment, making us want to scurry to pick it up.
Couric made early mornings bearable. Unless you were a news
junkie, Couric was the only person worth watching early the morning.
Those legs of hers, what a gorgeous, wonderful sight, making it possible to go face
yet another dull day at the office.
Katie broke the heart of every red-blooded liberal male when she
moved from morning tv to the CBS Evening News, where she is
anchor and managing editor and a 60 Minutes correspondent. When the show
first broadcast in 2006, Couric became the first woman anchor in weekday
evening news. At first, her ratings slumped, but her interviews
with Sarah Palin rescued her career and made her a hero to liberals from
San Diego to Charlotte, Anchorage to Atlanta.
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Katie
Couric: Vital Statistics
Birth
Name:
Katherine Anne Couric
Birthdate: January 7, 1957
Birthplace: Arlington, VA
Height:
5 ft 3 in
Occupation: TV news anchor, CBS
Significant Other(s):
Husband: Jay Monahan (aka John Paul Monahan III), attorney; born
1955; married Couric 1989; served as legal analyst for MSNBC; died
of colon cancer January 25, 1998
Family:
Father: John, newspaper reporter
Sister: Emily, politician; born 1947 (deceased)
Daughter: Elinor Monahan; born 1990
Daughter: Caroline Couric Monahan; born January 5, 1996
[High
Heel Heaven, Long Legs in Lingerie] |
Legs fans knew the evening news
would want to cover up Katie's sublime legs. Serious news journalism and
interviews with political heavyweights cannot be done while sitting in a
skimpy miniskirt with a Manolo Blahnik dangling from your toe. We feared
the arrival of longer skirts, the dreaded pants suit, even desks with a
vanity board, showing no more of Katie than than head to navel.
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It
takes superb genes and serious workouts to produce legs as
fantastic as these. This is what American wants news to look like. |
All was forgiven of course when Katie
single-handedly destroyed Sarah Palin in three easy interviews and
became a liberal idol goddess and superhero. Katie
didn't ask any difficult questions but she did what ABCs Charles Gibson
and VP debate moderator Gwen Ifill did not do, i.e. press Palin to answer the
questions.
We can still chuckle, no cry and howl, at Palin's
embarrassing silence when asked to name Supreme Court decisions with
which she disagreed. We remember the line about seeing Russia from
Alaska, which became "I can see Russia from my house," when
paraphrased by SNL's Tina Fey.
And how about Palin's woeful, pitiful
"I
will try to find ya some and bring 'em to ya" when pressed to name
and explain specific banking and economic reforms that John McCain had
championed in his 26 years in Washington. That had me weeping into my
handkerchief. Katie, you became my American Idol during those Palin
interviews.
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Of course, conservative viewers complained that Katie
was elitist, cruel, and bitchy. They accused her of "Gotcha
journalism", as though it is not a news journalist's job to ask
difficult questions.
Palin even complained to conservative talking head Hugh
Hewitt that Katie had annoyed her. Palin wanted to spend her time with
Katie Couric slamming Obama, not answering questions and revealing how
little she knows about life outside Wasilla.
Katie Couric, we bow down before you. Your superb
interviews have saved the nation from the ghastly Sarah Palin.
[CHECK
OUT Sarah Palin's lovely legs before and after the $150,000
makeover]
[Killer
Bods: On the Runway] |
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THIS
PAGE: A celebration of leggy news anchor Katie Couric, a
goddess to millions of men of all ages. Katie Couric's toned,
oiled legs, her short, short skirts, and high heeled shoes
tangling from her pretty feet were a sight that made many men
late for work. Meet the legs that single-handedly brought down
sexy governor Sarah Palin.
[Gallery
of models in designer high heels]
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Serious Katie, same pretty shoes but much less leg on
the CBS Evening News |
Katie
Couric with her toy boy hunk Brooks Perlin, a minor presence on
the triathlon scene. Youthful Katie needs a young, strong man to
satisfy her physical needs.
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Katie
Couric, liberal hero, might have saved America from the
insufferable Sarah Palin as vice president. The nation owes Katie a
huge "Thank You!" |
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Gwen
Ifill, worst debate moderator in living memory. Ifill allowed
Palin to slip off the hook. Gov. Palin refused to answer Ifill's questions in
the vice presidential debate; she repeated the same rehearsed talking
points, and sidestepped tricky questions . |
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Katie Couric's
new unsexy hairstyle revealed on Dec. 2, 2008. There is
phenomenal interest in the do. |
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Pack up and go home, hockey mom! Katie Couric defeated you in three
easy interviews. You're not in Wasilla now, baby. This is the big
time. |
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Long
legs, high heels, and pantyhose 
Pantyhose,
heels, and stockings |
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